Anonymous asked: Do you realize Captain America is only a superhero because of Stark Technology?
I had no idea leadership skills were bottled by Stark Industry.
neilska asked: The dum-e and u ask literally made my laugh so hard I have to get new stitches in my chest I hate/love you so much (don't go on tumblr after a heart surgery)
Oh god… I’m so sorry. :l
Anonymous asked: How do you even tell DUM-E and U apart from a distance?
Imagine how insulting it would be if someone said this about your children.
neilska asked: What are your opinions on birds? Secondly, what do you think about the credentials for the alumni of bird school, which is for birds?
Love the Red Falcons. Could care more for the Hawkeyes.
And I think the standards for Bird College are fair.
Anonymous asked: Will you ever rebuild your suit even if it's not you who would use it?
I might be a former drunk with a god complex. But I do care about the Earth.
Iron Man , much like Wu Tang, is for the children.
stevecaptainamerica asked: I wonder, what Avenger guy would you date?
One of the key requirements for Avenger membership is enough self respect not to date me.
So…. Ant Man
iamalwaysboredus asked: Other then yourself what is your favorite avenger?
War Machine. :D
marymorstand asked: All the props to you for getting this url man.
Anonymous asked: Know of any cool tattoo ideas? (Iron man themed of course)
- Me standing out the door of the quinjet playing a double neck guitar
- my face on your face.
But never me on an Iron Throne. Don’t. Just don’t be that guy/gal.
Anonymous asked: you won't even sell it for money?
won’t ever is a strong word.
If somebody came to me with a couple million, I’m listening. Of course, I’ll have to check said person isn’t a Nigerian prince.
Anonymous asked: okay so i was going through your post and saw that you said iron man, captain america, thor and fury are gonna die in avengers two and i'm not sure if it was a joke or something but if it was true, could you please post the source? i think i'll cry for the rest of my life if they all die.
It was just a joke. :l
But Black Widow is for sure dying.